THE INFINITE MONKEY THEOREM

Timescanner discusses the results of Infinite Monkey experiments.

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Written and produced by Richard R Penner.

Music for this episode is by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew Schoendorff. Find more of their music at:
Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.com
Dr Quandary www.DoctorQuandary.com
Aliceffekt www.aliceffekt.bandcamp.com
Matthew Schoendorff www.matthewschoendorff.com/

This episode also featured music by Dana Boule. Find more of her music at www.danaboule.com

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: MARTIAN THIRST TRAP

The Infinite Now's Halloween Special is interrupted by an evil force.

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Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Guest starring Alexander Danner of Greater Boston.

The amazing music for this episode is by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew Schoendorff. Find more of their music at:
Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.com
Dr Quandary www.DoctorQuandary.com
Aliceffekt www.aliceffekt.bandcamp.com
Matthew Schoendorff www.matthewschoendorff.com/

AFTER LIFE

Timescanner discusses machine intelligence and how your sex life may improve after you die.

Written and produced by Richard R Penner.

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music  by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew Schoendorff. 

Find more of their music at:
Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.com
Dr Quandary www.DoctorQuandary.com
Aliceffekt www.aliceffekt.bandcamp.com

THE MANUAL FOR EMOTIONS

Timescanner reads from the Owner's Manual for Human Emotions and discusses the Library of Alexandria.

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Written and produced by Richard R Penner.

The amazing music for this episode is by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt and Matthew Schoendorff. Find more of their music at:
Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.com
Dr Quandary www.DoctorQuandary.com
Aliceffekt www.aliceffekt.bandcamp.com
Matthew Schoendorff www.matthewschoendorff.com/

THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS

Timescanner answers a letter from The Infinite Now mailbag concerning the true nature of cats.. Written and produced by Richard R Penner.

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The amazing music for this episode was by Kay Faraday, Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, and Aliceffekt. Find more of their music at:

Kay Faraday https://soundcloud.com/kayfaraday
Psychic Mold www.psychicmold.bandcamp.com
Dr Quandary www.DoctorQuandary.com
Aliceffekt www.aliceffekt.bandcamp.com

THE M0O0N LETTER

A transmission from the Timescanner concerning a letter to humanity found on the Moon. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, and Aliceffekt.

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THE DIVIDE

Short transmission from the Timescanner concerning the coming war and the point at which humankind divides. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold and Aliceffekt.

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THE SECRET ORIGIN OF KEYS

Short transmission from the Timescanner concerning the origin of keys and your Time Agent assignment for this week. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold.

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THE LEAP DAYLIANS

A special Leap Day transmission from The Timescanner. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold and Matthew Schoendorff.

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THE PICKLED FAIRY OF POSSIBILITY

It's time for the unlikely to start happening.

Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold and Dr. Quandary.

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THE COMET BREEDER

The Comet Breeder

The Timescanner interviews astrobiologist and comet breeder Vega Bancroft about her time captaining space pirates, making boots from killer eels, and helping comets get it on. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Guest star Eva Giselle. Music by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, Aliceffekt, and Matthew Schoendorff. Find out more at www.theinfinitenow.org

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THE BIG RAID

Short transmission from the Timescanner concerning whether or not you are succeeding at life. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Noises by Psychic Mold. The voice of the Time Crystal Interface is Esther Adaire. This episode also features music by Brad Smith.

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RED TAPE LIMBO

Short transmission from the Timescanner concerning HOW TO GET INTO HEAVEN. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold. The voice of the Time Crystal Interface is Esther Adaire.

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YOUR AUNT BETH

Short transmission from the Timescanner concerning alternate the economic structures of alternate timelines and how they effect your Aunt Beth. Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold.

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LEAP SECOND 2015

  The TIMESCANNER brings you Easy-To-Follow instructions on how to claim the extra second of time that the Temporal Revenue Service owes you today. Originally aired at midnight July 1, 2015.  Written and produced by Richard R Penner. Music by Psychic Mold, Dr Quandary, and Aliceffekt. Voices by Richard R Penner and Esther Adaire.

Listen to The Infinite Now episode: LEAP SECOND 2015